TACO STAND – BLUE JAYS HIT HOLLYWOOD
Welcome to the Taco Stand, a tongue-in-shell look at the Blue Jays, Baseball, and other topics I tangentially connect to the two. In this edition, I reject our sad reality and substitute one in which the Blue Jays have hit Hollywood.
Things aren’t particularly fun around the Jays right now, and dang it, I want some fun! And since this team isn’t giving me anything to work with, I’ve decided to look at what things might look like if our boys were cast in some, well, not necessarily popular, movies.
An MLB special forces team is betrayed and left for dead by their superiors, galvanizing them to mount an offensive on the MLB.
Two potheads wake up after a night of Mary Browns and cannot remember where they parked their car.
A young Bo’s love for a tiny Vladdy named Clifford makes Vlad grow to an enormous size.
As a Yank horde invades the planet Azeroth using a magic portal, a few human heroes and dissenting Vogelbachs must attempt to stop the true evil behind this war.
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
And there you have it, bleak Banterers. Hopefully, I’ve gotten at least a smirk from you with these goofy ‘shops. If there are any ideas you’d like me to try to make, leave a note in the comments below. Or, even better, if you have any family-friendly edits of your own you’d like to share, please feel free to share them.