Air Canada up, up and away, maybe? First, it was the rail workers. Then the port workers. Then the postal workers. And then it was the flight attendants. Who’s next in the liberal agenda to “protect our economy” from the actual people who do the work? Maybe eliminate all cabin attendants. We flyers can attend to ourselves. With tongue in cheek, why do we even have flight attendants? Initially, they had to be nurses, but not now. Let’s fully automate the passenger cabin. Economy passengers pick up their pretzels and water upon entering the aircraft. Upper classes each grab their boxed caviar taco and mini wine bag. All commentary is pre-recorded (like now) with screen images. Pre-program situations and voice-over commands. We really can figure out those seatbelt buckles ourselves. No carry-on rolling bags or backpacks. Check ’em all. Air Canada loves you. A toonie to open the toilet door. An off-duty or deadheading pilot could pinch-hit as a cabin supervisor. It would come in handy if one of the up-front pilots becomes ill. Maybe a contract air marshal to sort out any riffraff. Open recruitment to Canada Post employees. Oh, nope, they may not work weekends. Whatever, prepare to pay more to fly. Read More